Yo! So you know, some of us are born to suck at crafty things. Or just things that require firm instead of clumsy hands.
As you might know, I am one of the God’s unfavoured kiddos. Why? Because that’s why. (press the link, i mean it!!!)
I burn shit. And i break shit… (sounded sort of wrong). FYI: Once i gently touched some window and not only curtains but radiator broke as well. Motherfradiator!
But back to the weird topic: I get stuff stolen from me as well, like (attention attention) in two months I lost two IDs.
I manage to buy wrong return flight tickets and realize it just before check-in. (I bought a return ticket for a month later than i should have)
Eeverything falls,breaks apart or hits me. And what do you do then?
CRY? Bitches love crying?
You cheat. You cheat your way through life:
Broke a toilet handle?
– No problem
Council is changing windows for a block of flats:
– Only yours is broken and construction workers noticed after already putting the frame in. No worries some bin bags for the holes will do, it’s only -7 degrees outside.
Want some hot milk?
Having the same result twice probably means you’re too old for it.
Wanna see your favorite band?
Some dudes in the front are pushing too hard, go home, you have to wake up early for work.
So, after all of this it should be clear that I also suck at doing my hair.
-Piece of advise:
Just put a hat on ffs.
p.s I wanted to go to a medical school. Imagine…